15 Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed To Fail

In his study of opening lines used by men to meet women, psychologist Chris Clink came upon the following 15 openers that nice guys will want to avoid:

In general situations...

1) Is that really your hair?
2) You remind me of a woman I used to date.
3) Your place or mine?

In bars...

4) (Looking at a woman's jewelry): Wow, it looks like you just robbed Woolworth's.
5) Bet I can out drink you.
6) I play the field, and I think I just hit a home run with you.
7) Do you think I deserve a break today?
8) I bet the cherries jubilee isn't as sweet as you are.
9) If this food doesn't kill us, the bill will.

In supermarkets...

10) Do you really eat that junk?
11) You shouldn't buy that. It's full of cholesterol.
12) Is your bread fresh?

In Laundromats...

13) A man shouldn't have to wash his own clothes.
14) Those are some nice undies you have there.
15) I'll wash your clothes is you wash mine.


main page | coming events | join now | our links | link with us | email | about us | chatroom | faq | espaņol


© 1998 Executive Singles/ Div of Matchmakers VDS. All Rights Reserved.

Designed by